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About This Game The Future—2010 A.D.Your mission is to be the coolest pizza delivery business in the Jovian system.Cut your way through traffic, avoid the police, and deliver pizzas to the moons of Jupiter! Save up the money you earn to buy better ships and upgrade your pizzeria. Just look out for the competition...!REALISTIC pizza delivery action—including cutting people off, avoiding the police, and launching pizzas at houses!THREE pilot skills to level up to help you take on Big Pizza!SIX different ships, each with their own strengths and set of upgrades!THIRTEEN upgrades for your pizzeria, from spam advertisements to weaponized pizzas!FOUR colors available in FIVE palettes—now including Pumpkin Spice!Just look at all those bullets on that list. But, there's so much more! Try the game today! 7aa9394dea Title: PizzarianGenre: Action, IndieDeveloper:Alex JedraszczakPublisher:Alex JedraszczakRelease Date: 13 May, 2014 Pizzarian Download] [torrent Full] Recommended !. The greatest pizza strategy arcade shoot-em-up business simulator I've played to date.. http:\/\/youtu.be\/rYRVyo8q25gI don't own a Pizza place but if I did I'd put this game out front arcade cabinet style and watch the customers roll in.. There is no game, whatever was programmed doesn't work on my machine and judging by the forums the developer has up and given up on supporting this game anyway. Negative review until I can actually play this or see the developer making some effort to fix these errors. In the meantime, let's explore how this title came to be.Once upon the time there was a fruggo named "Froggy G." who loved pizza more than anything. More than he loved pushing bot lane. More than he loved vulturing kills off of Vinnies who are trying SO DAMN HARD despite the nerfs. He loved it so much he wanted to make a historical video game about the earliest known records of pizza delivery 1577 years before his time. He learned to code, which was a challenge as he reflexively attempted to swallow his monitor whole each time it displayed the italian flavor discs he so worshipped, but the froge persisted. Days into nights into weeks into months into years. His life committed to his endeavors so thoroughly it began to find ways to find a way to negatively impact the health of a football-shaped alien frog. His employers desperately nerfing the competition to even the fields of the atrophied froge, his heart no longer in the intergalactic battles as every splash dash free autoparry was nearly interrupted by his musings on how to properly integrate a currency system, teleporting back to base at inappropriate times so he could take down a note on more upgrades for the leveling system. The entire war was forced to shift awkwardly into a tangled mess, a shadow of itself, just as the frog it tried to accommodate did, but bit by bit, through perseverance, persistence and pizza the frogola learned and pushed forward. But of course, there was trouble, the higher ups dissatisfied with having to constantly tolerate and bend over backwards to cope with the side effects of Froggy's project attempted to stop him. They should have known better to attempt to come between a hurtful racial stereotype space frog and his love of pizza. When the legion of Zurian interns came to confiscate his dear laptop with no cloud storage the G knew his time as a game developer was up, but if he thought fast, the time for pizza was only beginning. With a resounding "Yoman" he took hold of the portable computer in his clammy, awkward, clumsy hands, clinging it to his chest as he realized what he had to do. He splash dashed, like he never had before. Every shred of effort he'd denied his employers was paid back all at once with interest, the helpless, clueless interns bowled over and decimated by what could only be described as the unholy offspring of a cannonball and a tsunami. So intense and speedy were the frug's sweet moves that in his wake he found he'd not only torn apart his pizza-hating employer's goons but torn a new one in the time-space continuum. Closing his eyes he gave a silent prayer to the gods of all that was cheesy to give safe passage to his labor of love, flinging his laptop into the vortex of uncertainty just as it had begun to close.They say now, if you play the game's intro theme backwards you can still hear the voice of that Frog with dreams (for pizza) almost as big as his stomach (for pizza) as he mournfully says "I see ya, but I really wanna pizza.". not enough pizza